Let me lick your face.

liesonthefloordramatically:

Hot take: people who argue that saying “mood,” “same,” “F,” “oh worm?” etc. add nothing to a conversation don’t realize that they function the same way as aizuchi, i.e. signalling that you’re still paying attention to what the speaker is saying, which is harder to do when you can’t see the other person.  In this essay, I will

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todaysbird:

you: seagulls are evil winged rats >:(

me, who has seen the light and knows the peace the universe holds:

x

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stardustparker:

reasons i want to be rich

• to randomly fill up people’s entire gofundme’s
  
• to be able to tip a thousand dollars to a stressed server at a restaurant
  
• to give really good gifts for birthdays that arent just gift cards
• to be able to actually afford my real sense of style
• to pay my mom’s bills and debts

reasons i dont want to be rich

• to hoard the entire fucking planet’s resources and kill off the world’s population slowly 
  

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talesfromweirdland:

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bladefights:

I think I want my next piercing to be through my heart with a wooden stake

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blvckgeezus:

3rdeyechakra:

Originally posted by andrewlarsen95

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stimpoweredgiraffe:

ok today im going to make a post about one of my history faves: Gladys Bently

She was a musician during The Harlem Renaissance and very very very VERY openly a lesbian. She was known to flirt with women in the audience during her performances. She even claimed to have had a wife (although i cant find any details on that) and was quoted as saying “It seems I was born different. At least, I always thought so….From the time I can remember anything, even as I was toddling, I never wanted a man to touch me.”

Unfortunately as far as I can tell none of her explicitly gay music was ever recorded

Sadly, She eventually had to claim she was no longer attracted to women for her own personal safety, although to quote this article “These desperate attempts to survive do not diminish her previous accomplishments.“


In a world where it feels like the only gay people in media are thin, flat chested, white people, I think we should all take a sec to remember this wonderful lesbian

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kimreesesdaughter:

So many men out here missing out on getting their nipples sucked. Nipple action is gender neutral!!!!

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antifa-spiderman:

antifa-spiderman:

“woke grinch advertising to appeal to millennials & gen z kids” is possibly the single dumbest and dystopian shit i’ve ever seen in my life

okay amazon………….

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thecringeandwincefactory:

dirtgirl1999:

like okay i know astrology is fake but it’s real

Someone once told me economics is just astrology for men and I am hanging onto that and getting as much mileage out of it as I possibly can before I die.

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